Bought a rat trap today at Home Depot.
Because this morning we woke up to a banana that had some very big tooth marks in it -- not ours.
And my Hawaiian King Bread was partially eaten!
So the movie is over. Lew has gone to bed and I am loading music into my computer when...
This huge hairy beast runs right by my foot, up the settee, across the galley and lands unceremoniously behind the stove!
I screech! (Definitely a girl thing, I'm entitled.)
I had the front hatch open for some air, and both ear plugs in listening to what I am loading, and never heard him come in! (It has GOT to be a him.)
The rat trap is now primed with peanut butter, and I am still loading music, but only one ear plug is in...
Dock living is TOTALLY over-rated!
I am wondering if Janus (my friends retired police dog) would like to do a sleep-over.
So.
I went to bed.
Trap primed with peanut butter (a suggestion from the dude at Home Depot), made sure all other food was stored, as well as can be. And about 1/2 hour into it we heard the distinctive SNAP (remember this is a rat - BIG SNAP) of the trap.
Lew says "Are you going to get up and look?"
I say "No, I'll wait 'til morning."
But who can sleep, knowing that there may be an angry rat running around.
So I get up to "pee" and grab the flashlight and tiptoe into the main salon.
Behold the rat trap!
No rat.
(I'm thinking this needs to go on the blog.)
But there, in the middle of the galley SITS the rat. Looking at me. I'm looking at him. The flashlight stays focused on him anticipating a quick movement in my direction.
I call (screech) for Lew.
Now we are both looking at the rat bathed in the light.
He keeps looking at us.
We decide we need the bat (baseball, that is, hard wood, our weapon of choice).
Lew said it is mine. "Just hit him."
I say "I can't hit him."
Lew says "Hit him."
I say "I can't."
He says "You have to."
I hit him.
He scurries.
I hit him again.
He scurries.
I climb the companionway ladder.
Lew says "Hit him in the head."
I say "I can't."
I try.
I miss.
He scurries.
Lew grabs the bat.
I grab the light.
Lew hits him.
He goes into convulsions.
Lew hits him again.
He is dead!
(I didn't mention the black scorpion that I killed in the apartment, did I? We really need to move back to our mooring ball!)

